BALENCIAGA F/W 2017

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How do you say “I’m very seriously not taking myself very seriously” quite like Balenciaga? You don a fiscally prohibitive sweater emblazoned with the brand name in the ironic font of the Bernie Sanders logo, signalling to your peers that your politics are progressive until it is no longer convenient for you to do so. That is, you would, if any of your peers still existed. Dimes Square was utterly destroyed by The Incident, and your cultural cache with it.

Your avarice in purchasing the 3XL sneakers has left you destitute, helpless, and trapped in the employee wing residences of Neo Caples. Who could have predicted that the 10XL sneaker would push the humble dad shoe to a new extreme, rendering your investment worthless?

Are you certain this is the outfit you want to wear?

YES

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NO

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