WHAT ARE JAZZ CRYSTALS?

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“Surely you have heard of Precious Tritium - the most potent strain of weed ever manufactured by man. Jazz Crystals are Precious Tritium in its unprocessed form - a pure element that only grows naturally in one place on earth - the Heart of Tarthreepio."

"It is said that in harvesting Jazz Crystals at the scale Neo Wonka demands, nature disbalanced, triggering The Incident. Now, only Neo Caples is preserved from the world’s destruction, wrought by man.”

BUT I THOUGHT NEO WONKA WAS OUR SALVATION

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