WHAT IS TARTHREEPIO?

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“Tarthreepio is an ancient supermassive anthropomorphic omniscient purple mountain deity that came to being in present form roughly 93,000 years ago. Tarthreepio is a naturally occurring entity; it originated from the infinitesimal 3 lightyear length metagrid outside of the Kuiper Belt. In the span of about a million years of geological formation, due to the infinitely psychedelic properties of Jazz Crystals, the mountain developed sentience, consciousness (both self consciousness and universal consciousness), unfathomable intelligence and the soul of a Poet.”

“After 20,000 years of harvesting the psychedelic jazz crystals (i.e. getting impeccably RIPPED) the Mountain gained omniscience and was granted the title of "Tarthreepio" or "Blessed Mountain" [as translated from the Ancient Rip language]. Tarthreepio was revered as a deity by the Rippers, an ancient human tribe. It was a spiritual advisor and mentor to all, and welcomed all to indulge in the jazz crystals located within.”

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