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"I don't know, this sounds pretty gay to me."

Although Jesse Ventura identifies as fiscally conservative and socially liberal, he's not that kind of liberal. He's more the "keep it in the bedroom" type. He will not have your kiki.

Acknowledging your effete tendency, he doesn't even bother to wrestle you. He just punches you in the face.

YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR REMAINING LIFE CREDITS

...but you're just sparring, so you get to live for now. In a real battle, you'd be dead. And as a reminder, you can always hit the back button instead of waking up in your room.

REVERSE MISTAKE

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