ENEMY DETECTED: JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA

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HEALTH: 100

ANALYSIS: After serving in the Vietnam War, Jesse Ventura integrated his shadow form "The Body" to overcome his shame of never seeing active combat. This latent self-construct is an amalgam of California beach bodybuilding culture, male fragility, and an insatiable lust for attention. These features must have certainly appealed to Minnesota men, who reliably elected him as the 38th Governor of the state after too many reruns of Predator, The Running Man, and Demolition Man on Channel 45. He is the author of several novels, including "DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODicans", "They Killed Our President", and "Jesse Ventura's Marijuana Manifesto".

RECOUNT PLOT OF MISS SAIGON, THE VIETNAM MUSICAL

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VOTE FOR POLITICS AS USUAL

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ACTIVATE MUSCLE SERUM

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