BATTLE COMMAND: VOTE FOR POLITICS AS USUAL

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You are not a man of action, but a man of words. And your answer to Jesse is "good enough for me." You don't like things the way they are, but you don't want change either. Why be a radical centrist when you can just be a regular centrist? You like your change the way you like your coffee: served venti half-caf by a Starbucks barista who smiles at you after you tip 15%. Day in and day out, you take comfort in routine.

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Surely even you can understand that this is the wrong answer for a man who is serious about doing as little as possible with as many inane words as possible. Jesse's eyes begin to glow red. Laser beams shoot out at you, obliterating you at the molecular level.

YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR REMAINING LIFE CREDITS

...but you're just sparring, so you get to live for now. In a real battle, you'd be dead. And as a reminder, you can always hit the back button instead of waking up in your room.

REVERSE MISTAKE

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