BATTLE COMMAND: ACTIVATE MUSCLE SERUM

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Jesse "The Body" Ventura has spent his entire life honing his body into the perfect weapon. He is immune to your logic games. Desperate, you reach onto his nightstand and inject a mysterious glowing green serum into your veins.

Your body instantly animorphs into a majestic land mammal, the Rhinoceros. As one of the last remaining megafauna, your imposing figure projects an aura of hostility, but you are by nature a peaceful herbivore.

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Jesse smashes his fist into your scaly, grey hide, but it bounces off like jello. Fearing your imposing figure, he cowers in fear.

"Enough! Enough! You win! Just don't ruin my face!"

YOU WIN

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