LOOT CORPSE

As you discard your animal form, Jesse "The Body" Ventura" whimpers on the ground, curled into the fetal position. Scanning the room, you search for objects of value, but only find VHS tapes of WWE outtakes, books of political philosophy with titles such as "3 Branches of Government Explained", and an empty box of pepperoni pizza.

In the zebra-print dresser, you find an object of interest.

YOU OBTAIN THE REGALIA OF THE POLITICAL WARRIOR

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There's nothing left for you here, and on top of everything, you still need to go to your job.

MOVE ON WITH LIFE

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