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Your room opens up to a narrow hallway with a seemingly infinite stretch of identical doors, and behind them, identical rooms.

Most of your neighbors have already left for the day, but across from you, you see a poster on the door reading "LEARN THE ART OF COMBAT FROM MINNESOTA'S GREATEST WARRIOR."

Don’t you think it’s about time you get moseying along?

ENTER ELEVATOR

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ENTER STAIRWELL

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LEARN THE ART OF COMBAT

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RETURN TO YOUR ROOM

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