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                "     Ilmari Karonen

You enter a non-Euclidean stairwell designed by M.C. Escher. No matter where you go, there you are.

The stairwell will not help you get to where you need to go. Thankfully, it has rendered the Stairmaster obsolete, saving you the fiscal burden of a gym membership.

GO UP STAIRS

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GO DOWN STAIRS

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RE-ENTER EUCLIDEAN SPACE

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