YOUR NEIGHBOR, JESSE VENTURA

You tap lightly on the door, only to find it slightly ajar. You slowly open it.

If hair metal had a scent, you now know it. A virulent aroma floods over you, one that all the Axe Body Spray in the world cannot remove.

YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED BY MAN STINK

Amidst the cacophany of noises constituting the chorus of "Sweet Child O Mine" by Guns N Roses, a grumpy, balding giant sits in front of you, barely contained within the room.

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It's Jesse "The Body" Ventura - professional wrestler extraordinaire and former radical centrist governor of Minnesota!

"So, you've finally arrived. I've been waiting for a student of your calibre. Unless... you're too chicken shit to try."

TEACH ME THY WAY, O LORD; I WILL WALK IN THY TRUTH: UNITE MY HEART TO FEAR THY NAME

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ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE

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