YOUR NEIGHBOR, JESSE VENTURA

"It doesn't take brains to battle in Neo Caples. Hell, I should know, I was elected by liberals and republicans!"

He itches his balls briefly.

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"Throw out everything you thought you knew about fighting. In this octagon, we use the H.A.G.S. battle system. Upon entering a battle, you will be offered three prompts to engage your opponent, in addition into insight into potential weaknesses. Only one of these options will allow you to defeat your opponent - the other two will spell your doom, much like America's two party system."

He senses your disinterest.

"Wake up, loser! It's time to fight!"

SPAR WITH JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA

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SCREAM LIKE A BABY AND RUN OUT OF THE ROOM

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